NHS Humour.....
Posted: 20 Feb 2008, 23:37
Nurse is standing beside a seriously injured patient after an RTA (road traffic accident) where his car caught on fire......
He Whispers something "............" barely audible.....!
Nurse leans forward and the patient whispers in her ears.....
"Are my testicles black?"
Whereby she pulls his underwear off and cups said testicles in her hands , donning her glasses and taking a really close look...... :o
Nurse has a long feel and finally straightens up and declares all is fine......
Patient calls her closer again and whispers with a smile........" ARE.......MY.......TEST.......RESULTS.......BACK......! "
Tony
He Whispers something "............" barely audible.....!
Nurse leans forward and the patient whispers in her ears.....
"Are my testicles black?"
Whereby she pulls his underwear off and cups said testicles in her hands , donning her glasses and taking a really close look...... :o
Nurse has a long feel and finally straightens up and declares all is fine......
Patient calls her closer again and whispers with a smile........" ARE.......MY.......TEST.......RESULTS.......BACK......! "
Tony
