Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 00:49
Safe trip out Tonks. Have a very merry Christmas and a great 05! xmas02
Ben.
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Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 00:58
They both suck donkey bollocks, they're equally depressing, and I can't wait until they're both long gone.
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 01:29
A very happy Christmas to one and all :smt117 (unfortnately perhaps not turkeys)!
Best wishes for 2005
Kevin
PS Erick's comment
is priceless!
Best wishes for 2005
Kevin
PS Erick's comment
They both suck donkey bollocks
is priceless!
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 02:25
ah, early bird christmas post fnar :P
merry christmas to all! Lets all enjoy christmas just like Erick does! First one to shoot santa down with guns only wins a prize!
merry christmas to all! Lets all enjoy christmas just like Erick does! First one to shoot santa down with guns only wins a prize!
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 07:51
A very poetic statement Erick, I tend to be in total agreement.They both suck donkey bollocks, they're equally depressing, and I can't wait until they're both long gone.
:twisted:
Safe journey and a "relaxed" type of det, Tonks.
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 10:11
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Merry Christmas everyone. Here's to lots of classic British FS action in 2005 xmas10
Tom.
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Merry Christmas everyone. Here's to lots of classic British FS action in 2005 xmas10
Tom.
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 11:10
hahahaha too marvellous for words! Typical English humor I like it so much!
have the best things for the next holiday period, X-mas and new year , too.
Ciao from Italy to everybody.
:P
Kikko
I like it so much!have the best things for the next holiday period, X-mas and new year , too.
Ciao from Italy to everybody.
:P
Kikko
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 13:37
Happy Christmas to all and a prosperous and healthy New Year as well.
Plus, a little joke to hopefully bring a smile to some faces.........
Santa's annual check-ride :
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Cival Aviation Authority.
This year, like every other year the CAA examiner arrived for the annual pre-Christmas flight check.
In preparation, Santa had had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew the examiner would check all his equipment and put his flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the annual checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt, shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in, but much to Santa's surprise, he was carrying a shotgun.
"What's that for !!!?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked leaned over and whispered in Santa's ear, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time - but - you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
If it's been posted here before or you've heard it before - apologies but hey, it's worthy of repeating.
Regards
John
Plus, a little joke to hopefully bring a smile to some faces.........
Santa's annual check-ride :
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Cival Aviation Authority.
This year, like every other year the CAA examiner arrived for the annual pre-Christmas flight check.
In preparation, Santa had had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew the examiner would check all his equipment and put his flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the annual checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt, shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in, but much to Santa's surprise, he was carrying a shotgun.
"What's that for !!!?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked leaned over and whispered in Santa's ear, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time - but - you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
If it's been posted here before or you've heard it before - apologies but hey, it's worthy of repeating.
Regards
John
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 13:51
Merry Christams and a Happy New Year to you all :P :P
I sent this card to my Mom and I thought I would send it to you all as well, I think Erick will appreciate it
Have fun....
I sent this card to my Mom and I thought I would send it to you all as well, I think Erick will appreciate it
Have fun....
Posted: 23 Dec 2004, 16:15
Quality stuff Tony