Getting old........

[Filonian]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY

DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER
HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL..

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,


"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???




Graham

[Garry Russell]

Love it


Garry

[DaveB]

How RUDE!! :o

Yeh.. I do that all the time Everyone my age looks years older as do some a fair bit younger too

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[RobDob]

Cracker! I like it!

[calypso]

Nice one Graham.

I know the feeling though. My memory is definitely starting to cause problems.

I sometimes find that I've forgotten to pull my zip up.

The real problem though, is when I forget to pull my zip down!!! :o

[DaveB]

Yes indeed.. try explaining that away.. 'The taps were fierce in the loo'

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Garry Russell]

Yes indeed.. try explaining that away.. 'The taps were fierce in the loo'

ATB

DaveB :tab:

They were..honest

Garry