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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we

all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have

finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the

things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't

finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a

bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle

of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum

scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in

ned ov inr pece.


Graham

This is excellent advice! I have a bottle of Mexican Mouthwash (Tequila) and a bottle of Gin which needs to be finished. I suspect I'll have inner peace by lunchtime. :partyman:

Brian

Brian, remember the ditty?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila - FLOOR

Graham

...or in my case...4 tequila, 5 tequila, 6 tequila, MORE!!!

Brian

I was going to tell the joke about the Mexican who tried to make his wife choke on the worm because he wanted 'Te Keel er'

But I better not

Garry

Aw c'mon Garry...you're amongst friends. ;-)

Brian

Very good advice, I've followed it already, really.

Oh, the wonders of vodka. I feel grand.

Te-kill-ya: uhhmmm... good!

Keep those inner feelings of peace flowing

Salud!