Postman Pat Retires!!
Posted: 21 Feb 2009, 19:19
On his last day of delivering letters to the surrounding villages he so loyally served for the past twenty five years, Pat approached the first house. The door opened and the occupier handed him a new watch as a thank you gift....the next house he approached the owner gave him £25.
At the third house the door opened and this beautiful dumb blonde greeted him wearing only a negligee, she beckoned him in seductively and took him upstairs to her bedroom where they indulged in mad passionate sex.
Once he had recovered she took him back downstairs and cooked him breakfast of bacon, sausage, eggs, tomatoes and fried bread and beside the mug of tea was a five pound note, looking at it he asks if that was for him to which she replied yes.
After eating all that was put in front of him he then asked her why had she gone to all these lengths just for his retirement.
She turned round and told him " I mentioned to my husband last night that you were retiring and what should I give".
He said. "F*ck him, give him a fiver." Then she told Pat it was her idea for the breakfast!!
I'll get me coat!
Nigel.
At the third house the door opened and this beautiful dumb blonde greeted him wearing only a negligee, she beckoned him in seductively and took him upstairs to her bedroom where they indulged in mad passionate sex.
Once he had recovered she took him back downstairs and cooked him breakfast of bacon, sausage, eggs, tomatoes and fried bread and beside the mug of tea was a five pound note, looking at it he asks if that was for him to which she replied yes.
After eating all that was put in front of him he then asked her why had she gone to all these lengths just for his retirement.
She turned round and told him " I mentioned to my husband last night that you were retiring and what should I give".
He said. "F*ck him, give him a fiver." Then she told Pat it was her idea for the breakfast!!
I'll get me coat!
Nigel.
