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Filonian
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Underwear Dust

Post by Filonian »

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !



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Tako_Kichi
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OUCH! :o :roll:
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AllanL
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Re: Underwear Dust

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Ehhm, a friend was asking if this was available in plain brown wrappers. :worried: ..........for another friend obviously. :worried: :$ :worried:

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