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Two brooms.....

Posted: 17 Apr 2009, 21:49
by Filonian
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.


After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!





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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.


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Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!




Graham

Re: Two brooms.....

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 00:04
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I loved it!

Nigel²

Re: Two brooms.....

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 12:15
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not even I saw that comming

Garry

Re: Two brooms.....

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 14:21
by DaveB
Well.. that last image appears to have violated some code or other so noting the content of the post.. I'll try and imagine what it might have been :cpu:

ATB

DaveB :tab:

Re: Two brooms.....

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 14:48
by Filonian
The mind boggles.

I have E-mailed you the "offending" picture Dave.

Graham

Re: Two brooms.....

Posted: 18 Apr 2009, 20:13
by DaveB
It must have been bad mate. You posted at 2:48 and it's still not here :o Looks like the internet Police have stopped it! :worried: :lol:

ATB

DaveB :tab: