A German Aviation Glossary

[speedbird591]

This was posted recently in the HJG forum by skyking. It's new to me so maybe to others ...

AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen > Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen

HELICOPTER --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees not Safen ver Fliegen.

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations

[Tako_Kichi]

Das ist smilen maken!

[petermcleland]

Yes I remember:-

Atomic Bomb...Das Eargersplitzen Loudenboomen mit Grossen Holintgrund und Alus Kaput!

[Tomliner]

Ischt makengrinnen unt thinken ist takenpissen. ;-) EricT

[nigelb]

Alles gut! However I did notice that all the glossary terms have masculine nouns and the Germans are so famous for their... ahem logical noun genders, such a s Die Kirche (feminine) for Church and Das Madchen (neuter) for girl. I haven't met many neutered girls but maybe they exit in Deutchland. (don't mention the war!) ;-)

I hope I got that right, been many, many years since high school German classes.

Nigel²

[simondix]

Some of the places I go to they could do with a few neutered girls and blokes. However Neutering is for boys, speying for girls. Or as I have heard a few punters ask for splaying and nurturing. Or as some people say about starved animals 'They're emancipated.'