How to be cruel to old blokes.........
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How to be cruel to old blokes.........
EYE CHART
Graham
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
That's just not fair Graham
Wonder if that's the same chart they'll have up at the opticians when I go this week :think:
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Wonder if that's the same chart they'll have up at the opticians when I go this week :think:
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
Girls all seem to remove a 'top', ie sweater or pullover, by crossing their arms at the front and pulling upwards towards the shoulders, so that the collar is the last part of the garment to be pulled over their head,see illustration above. Do most females remove these items using that method?
When I take a sweater or pullover off I just reach both hands to the collar at the back of my neck (without crossing my arms) and then pull the garment off forwards over my head. My wife always grumbles at me for doing it my way! Something about maltreatment of clothes. For male forum members: How do you remove a pullover, sweater, T shirt or vest?
When I take a sweater or pullover off I just reach both hands to the collar at the back of my neck (without crossing my arms) and then pull the garment off forwards over my head. My wife always grumbles at me for doing it my way! Something about maltreatment of clothes. For male forum members: How do you remove a pullover, sweater, T shirt or vest?
Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
If I zoom to 400% ...................I still can't see the last couple of lines!
Oh on the sweater thing - I do mine the same way, grab the top in back and pull. Must be a male thing and somewhat similar to the toilet seat dilemma.
Nigel²
Oh on the sweater thing - I do mine the same way, grab the top in back and pull. Must be a male thing and somewhat similar to the toilet seat dilemma.
Nigel²
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
Yup.. me too. Grab the top and off it comes in one go (while not ruining my hairdo on the way) Of course, the only thing to see this happen at the time of night my jumper comes off (when I wear one) is the Labrador and she doesn't nagHow do you remove a pullover, sweater, T shirt or vest?
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Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
That is an interesting observation ,-- I guess I also use the "male" method -- as to the eye chart -- :doho:
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
I definitely use the male method...sometimes accompanied by a few choice words if I forget to unbutton the shirt.
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
When I last went to the opticians Dave...they asked me to read the chart and a Polish chap sitting next to me said 'Read it....I know him'!
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
I went to the opticians yesterday and I didn't see it!DaveB wrote:That's just not fair Graham
Wonder if that's the same chart they'll have up at the opticians when I go this week :think:
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Re: How to be cruel to old blokes.........
I always use the male method for removing my jumper and unlike Dave......I don't have to worry about my hair!!
BTW.......missed what was in the box....just saw a figure stood up!!
Nigel.
BTW.......missed what was in the box....just saw a figure stood up!!
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.