Classic British Flight Sim

London Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Thames just west of the Battersea Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo and a Gordon Brown t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his backside.

The police removed the t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Police do care.


Graham

OMG! I hope it wasn't one of us. It wasn't me - I'm still here. ;-)

Brian

Garry

It's certainly not one of us.. the queue to get past his cabinet would be too long

Oh.. it wasn't Gordon himself. Ah well

ATB

DaveB :tab:

I think you'll find Ms Lumley has quite politely but firmly placed herself at the head of the queue - with a suitably sharp Khukri.