Dont lie to kids...
Posted: 08 Jun 2009, 12:51
A guy is sunbathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.
The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!
Graham
The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.. He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do you remember what happened?" The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
The policeman says "I asked her what happened? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. Then it spit at me! ...so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"
DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!
Graham