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Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 11:13
by Garry Russell
Got to be kidding surely..but knowing Mr'O'Leary
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090706/tbs ... 7c223.html
Garry
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:01
by Bridon Bear
So that is what airlines mean by 'Standby' tickets..... :roll:
I bet the next thing will be outside loo's
Regards
Bridon Bear
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:07
by Garry Russell
Turbulence could be interesting..padded ceilings perhaps???
Garry
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:10
by Bridon Bear
No seatbelts for them either....just Cargo nets!!
Regards
Bridon Bear
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:13
by Garry Russell
"You life jacket is under your feet"
Perhaps padded walls and floors as well as ceiling....like in my room :o
Garry
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:22
by Nigel H-J
In the event of an emergency landing and when it comes to the brace position do you hold onto the busty blonde stood next to you? Oh sorry, thought the cabin announcement said...........embrace :dance:
Nigel.
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:34
by Garry Russell
Pre inflated air bags nigel Nigel
Garry
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 17:09
by DispatchDragon
O'Learys joking
very short and to the point NO department of Civil Aviation would approve it -- the Lawyers of the World would have a field day
Leif
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 10:52
by cstorey
It has actually happened. After the Darwin Christmas day earthquake in the ?1980s a Quantas 747 Captain very sensibly took everyone he could cram on board, and that flight held the world record fro SOB with something like 775 people on board
Re: Ryanair Silly Season
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 11:07
by Garry Russell
It's happened a few times in miltary evacuations but scheduled service licensing is a different matter and this would not even get a hearing
It's a wind up
Garry