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Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 11:13
by Garry Russell
Got to be kidding surely..but knowing Mr'O'Leary :dunno:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090706/tbs ... 7c223.html

Garry

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:01
by Bridon Bear
So that is what airlines mean by 'Standby' tickets..... :roll:

I bet the next thing will be outside loo's :lol:

Regards

Bridon Bear

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:07
by Garry Russell
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Turbulence could be interesting..padded ceilings perhaps???

Garry

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:10
by Bridon Bear
No seatbelts for them either....just Cargo nets!! :lol:

Regards

Bridon Bear

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:13
by Garry Russell
"You life jacket is under your feet"

Perhaps padded walls and floors as well as ceiling....like in my room :o :$ :worried:

Garry

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:22
by Nigel H-J
In the event of an emergency landing and when it comes to the brace position do you hold onto the busty blonde stood next to you? Oh sorry, thought the cabin announcement said...........embrace :dance:

Nigel.

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 12:34
by Garry Russell
Pre inflated air bags nigel Nigel :lol:

Garry

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 07 Jul 2009, 17:09
by DispatchDragon
O'Learys joking

very short and to the point NO department of Civil Aviation would approve it -- the Lawyers of the World would have a field day


Leif

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 10:52
by cstorey
It has actually happened. After the Darwin Christmas day earthquake in the ?1980s a Quantas 747 Captain very sensibly took everyone he could cram on board, and that flight held the world record fro SOB with something like 775 people on board

Re: Ryanair Silly Season

Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 11:07
by Garry Russell
It's happened a few times in miltary evacuations but scheduled service licensing is a different matter and this would not even get a hearing :)

It's a wind up

Garry