Blonde Neighbour
Posted: 08 Jul 2009, 23:28
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great, I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "Wait, there's more."
I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"
She said, "Well, we're not having just one baby,we're going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said.....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a
TWIN-pack. And both tests came out positive!"
Graham
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great, I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "Wait, there's more."
I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"
She said, "Well, we're not having just one baby,we're going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said.....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had home pregnancy tests in a
TWIN-pack. And both tests came out positive!"
Graham
