Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

[Filonian]

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How ' d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be alive.



Graham

[Garry Russell]

Another one I didn't twig

Garry

[Filonian]

Another one I didn't twig

Garry

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like you will have to consider branching out then Garry.


Graham

[Garry Russell]

Another one I didn't twig

Garry

Hmmmmmmmm, looks like you will have to consider branching out then Garry.


Graham

I thought of that Graham

But I decided to leaf it as it wooden make much difference.

Garry

[DaveB]

Walked into that one

ATB

DaveB :tab:

[Filonian]

:roll:

Should have known better than to try and out Garry you.



Graham

[Garry Russell]

You must've just been barking up the wrong tree Graham.

But still I will admit I didn't cedar punchline coming :roll:

You must be getting sycamore puns like these

Garry :lazy:

[Filonian]

Graham

[nigelb]

I find it difficult to decide which is funnier, Graham's Jokes or Gary's puns!

Nigel²