Im back...
Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 16:26
I've finally got my broadband connection back - after 3 1/2 days. Was I missed?
Older Women Are So Reasonable
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."
"Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45.000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa-bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
Graham
Older Women Are So Reasonable
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."
"Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45.000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa-bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
Graham
