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Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 15:22
by gordon-in-aberdeen
Thought this one might be a good one for a small lighthearted caption competition...
Who's first then?
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 15:24
by Garry Russell
"Com'on out mate.......I promise.......no one will mention your zit again"
Garry
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 17:00
by RAF_Quantum
"I should have requested Transport Command - at least they have toilets inside the aircraft"
or
"98....99....100.Ready or not here I come"
or
"Yep, I can see your feet, someones definately nicked the engine"
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 17:21
by airboatr
ok, it not firing up.... look inside whiLSt I try again.
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 17:22
by Garry Russell
"Do I look big in this bum?"
Garry
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 17:33
by Chris Sykes
ok, tell me when u fart next n ill stick my light up there!
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 19:08
by Tweek
"Yep - he's definitely stuck up there, alright!"
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 19:22
by DaveG
Pussy...puss puss puss.
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 20:39
by DispatchDragon
From the ground crew
"right then lads, soon as he gets three feet closer, give her 28PSI and lets see how far he flies"
Leif
Re: Hows about a caption competition then?
Posted: 16 Sep 2009, 21:43
by gordon-in-aberdeen
Well done all there so far, I particularly liked RAF_Quantum's third offering.
While taking the shot the one thing that kept going round in my head was one of the classic Goon Show sketches (with full homage to the late, great Spike Milligan and the gang), as I quote...
"(KLAXON SPED DOWN ENDING IN A PLOP AND SMALL BITS FALLING TO THE GROUND.)
BANNISTER: Ohow.
CRUN: Oh dear, Min.
BANNISTER: What, what?
CRUN: The wick in the engine's gone out."
("Dishonoured - Again", Series 9, Episode 13, First broadcast on January 26, 1959)