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Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 24 Sep 2009, 19:59
by mayagrafix
With all due respect to our female cohorts, this was to good to pass up:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/23 ... tary_bras/

Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 24 Sep 2009, 20:09
by airboatr
and they expect us to believe this without and photographic or better yet videography evidence? well I dare say!
Ian can't even get a break with out it .. and we know the chap to be a trustworthy source....
uh we do trust him right...
now if you'll excuse me I'm off to futher my study in the Phantom thread
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 24 Sep 2009, 20:12
by Jon.M
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 15:25
by RAF_Quantum
I'd heard from a reliable source that an employee of a Swedish Military clothing supplier had been disciplined for being caught with a junior hacksaw making minor adjustments to certain items of female apparel. His brother, a Swedish Army PT instructor says his brother was stitched up.
John
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 15:49
by Garry Russell
That would be classed as a bust???
Garry
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 17:14
by DaveB
I've tried all afternoon to work out the circumstances under which they'd self-ignite. Now.. I'm exausted

Is it possible for babies lunchpacks to move as fast as my imagination
ATB
DaveB

Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 17:22
by Garry Russell
That one had me bemused too Dave
Unless it was a static electricity spark
I will need to conduct tests
Garry
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 18:53
by RAF_Quantum
It's probably a newspaper equivalent to the calibre UK ones that occasionally report the amazing - e.g. double decker bus on the moon ? I think they must use
Hooters instead of
Reuters for their news source.
John
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 19:01
by Garry Russell
Oh yes the Double Decker Bus on the Moon story

I've never believed that one.....I mean.....where are the other two???
Garry
Re: Major Equipment Malfunction
Posted: 25 Sep 2009, 19:23
by DelP
OK, I'm ex-Army, signed the OSA more times than I can remember but what the hell...
The problem is not just Swedish, but extends to the whole of NATO as well..and in my day the Warsaw Pact but for obvious reasons they would not have admitted it.
The kit
is deficient...rigorous excercise behind the NAAFI on a Friday night showed the equipment to be defective and they do burst into flames if you get too close whilst smoking a tab.......
Derek
