Advice for the ladies
Posted: 19 Jan 2010, 17:53
A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
Doctor: What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing
happened."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps !!!!"
Doctor: What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor, and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing
happened."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps !!!!"