Paddy....
Posted: 30 Jan 2010, 11:52
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked.
"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"
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Paddy's missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems they were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
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Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe.
A friend says ''hey Paddy why don't ya get Mick to help''
Paddy says ''he's inside carrying the clothes''
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Graham
"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"
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Paddy's missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.
It seems they were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
...........................................................................................................................................
Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe.
A friend says ''hey Paddy why don't ya get Mick to help''
Paddy says ''he's inside carrying the clothes''
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Graham