Joe's new Bike
Posted: 13 Feb 2010, 13:06
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike but doesn’t have much luck until one day he saw a Harley Davison with a ‘FOR SALE’ sign on it. The bike is in mint condition even though it is 10 years old. After checking it out and finding that it was mechanically sound he asks the seller how he kept it in such good condition for 10 years.
“Well its quite simple really,” says the seller,” rub vaseline on the chrome; it protects it from the rain”.
That night his new girlfriend Sandra invites him over to meet her parents and naturally he rides his bike to her house. Just before they enter Sandra stops him and says “I have to tell you something before we go in. When we eat we don’t talk, in fact the first person who says anything during the meal has to do the washing up”.
“No problem” says Joe and they both enter the house.
Once inside Joe stands there shocked!! Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes, in the kitchen is another stack of dishes, in the sink and on the worktops.
They soon sit down to dinner and sure enough no one says a word. As dinner progresses Joe decides to take advantage of the situation so he leans over and kisses Sandra, no one says a word.
So he reaches over and grabs her breasts.
Still no one says anything.
He then stands up, grabs hold of her, rips off her clothes, throws her onto the table and makes love to her right in front of her parents. Her dad is livid and her mother horrified when he sits back down, but still no one says a word!!
He then looks over at her mother. “Wow, she’s got a great body” he thinks so he gets up and grabs her, bends her over the dinner table and has his way with her right there on the dinner table.
His girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling but again, not a word is said!!
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and starts to rain heavily, Joe suddenly remembers his bike is outside so he pulls the jar of vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father shouted………”I’ll do the f****** dishes”!!!
Nigel
“Well its quite simple really,” says the seller,” rub vaseline on the chrome; it protects it from the rain”.
That night his new girlfriend Sandra invites him over to meet her parents and naturally he rides his bike to her house. Just before they enter Sandra stops him and says “I have to tell you something before we go in. When we eat we don’t talk, in fact the first person who says anything during the meal has to do the washing up”.
“No problem” says Joe and they both enter the house.
Once inside Joe stands there shocked!! Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes, in the kitchen is another stack of dishes, in the sink and on the worktops.
They soon sit down to dinner and sure enough no one says a word. As dinner progresses Joe decides to take advantage of the situation so he leans over and kisses Sandra, no one says a word.
So he reaches over and grabs her breasts.
Still no one says anything.
He then stands up, grabs hold of her, rips off her clothes, throws her onto the table and makes love to her right in front of her parents. Her dad is livid and her mother horrified when he sits back down, but still no one says a word!!
He then looks over at her mother. “Wow, she’s got a great body” he thinks so he gets up and grabs her, bends her over the dinner table and has his way with her right there on the dinner table.
His girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling but again, not a word is said!!
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and starts to rain heavily, Joe suddenly remembers his bike is outside so he pulls the jar of vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father shouted………”I’ll do the f****** dishes”!!!
Nigel
