Classic British Flight Sim

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him,doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'


Graham

Yet another punchline I didn't see coming

ATB

DaveB

Keep 'em coming

Caught out by the punchline again!

Nigel²

Some people have difficulty swallowing Viagra pills (so I'm told) A powder has been developed that can be dissolved in tea or coffee. It doesn't guarantee the desired results, but it stops your biscuits going soggy.

And there's me thinking you were going to say it made the spoon stand up

Apparently dentists use viagra as well for men who are allergic to gas and air and don't like injections...

...it doesn't work as an anaesthetic but gives you something to hang on to as your teeth get pulled.....

Derek