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The Bacon Tree

Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 19:04
by Filonian
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
'Pepe... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree....


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Eees a Ham Bush.





Graham

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:03
by Garry Russell
Oh dear! oh dear!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:04
by Tomliner
:doh: :doh: :doh: :wall: Now I did not see that one coming :lol: :lol: EricT

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 20:26
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very punny!

Nigel²

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 18 Mar 2010, 22:23
by steelsporran
:help: We desperately need a smiley for "groan". :help:

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 07:26
by FlyTexas
:lol: :lol: Loved it! :bandit:

Brian

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 09:49
by NigelC
Takes me back to my school days :-# years ago.

Hang on a mo. *-) .............oh right 8) .............thanks for reminding me just how old I am :rant:

Re: The Bacon Tree

Posted: 19 Mar 2010, 10:25
by AndyG
Ah, the old ones are always the best - haven't heard that one in years!