1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
During the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
Single cow, born in burke almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
Lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years,
And we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
Lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a
Hostile work environment.
Graham
Think about this:
Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry
Think about this:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.