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A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 18 May 2010, 22:49
by nigelb
To impress his wife, a devoted husband has "I love you" tattoed on his c*ck. (Warning: Don't try this at home, kiddies) Rather pleased with the results, he rushes home to show his wife. He takes her upstairs to the bedroom and shows her the new tattoo in all it's glory.

Without batting an eye she complains "Your always putting words in my mouth"


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Nigel²

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 18 May 2010, 23:41
by DaveB
:-O :-O

At least women don't get pregnant by having words put in their mouths.. or so I'm told :worried:

ATB

DaveB B)smk

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 19 May 2010, 10:31
by 511Flyer
Too many letters for me.

;)

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 19 May 2010, 14:33
by airboatr
it's a riddle

If she has good manners, she won't say anything.

;)

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 19 May 2010, 15:15
by Garry Russell
Can't think what you gentlemen are on about 0:)

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 19 May 2010, 15:19
by airboatr
Garry Russell wrote: gentlemen 0:)

where :worried:

up the rating to PGWGP 9 *-) 7

Re: A Loving Husband (PG-18)

Posted: 19 May 2010, 15:40
by Garry Russell
I use the term very loosley