Classic British Flight Sim

Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Not really. It will just seem longer.




Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Tell me about your problem.

I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!




Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Tell him I can't see him now

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A patient walks into a doctor's office.

Doctor, people ignore me.





















Next!

"Doctor.........I'm shrinking and I'm getting smaller every day...what can I do!!??."


"Sorry but you're just going to have to learn to be a little patient"

'doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains'


Dont worry,just pull yourself together. EricT

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office".
Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.


Brian

Doctor,Doctor, I'm at death's door!!
Don't worry, sir, we'll pull you through...

MikeW

a redhead tells the doctor "No matter where I toutch it hurts.

Well, take off all your cloths and just let me have a loook.

upon examining her he says > Your not a natural redhead are you?

No,


Dear, I think your problem is you have a broken finger.

what do you call a red headed lady of the night



orange pay as you go

Doctor: You seem to have a steering wheel stuffed down your pants.
Man: I know. It's driving me nuts.



Doctor: You're suffering from Tom Jones syndrome.
Man: Is that rare?
Doctor: It's not unusual.