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The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 11:33
by Tomliner
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up..
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'..
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

EricT
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 11:47
by DaveB
HOW VILE!
Didn't see that one coming
ATB
DaveB

Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 11:47
by Jetstreamsky

cracked me up
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 12:00
by Garry Russell
Yuk!!!
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 14:36
by airboatr
dats not YUK dats Luv
cleanup on isle two! cleanup on isle two!!
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 15:24
by FlyTexas
Brian
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 15:34
by airboatr
crap, you killed Kenny.

Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 17:27
by Garry Russell
airboatr wrote:crap, you killed Kenny.

They must've been going here Joe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilkenny
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 18:27
by airboatr
Re: The Seniors' Bus Tour
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 18:51
by Garry Russell
No!!.........but it sounds like I might
