Classic British Flight Sim

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .


The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'


The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your Mother tell you to ask me?'

The boy said, 'Yes, she did.'

'Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."


Personally, I've no idea what she means


Graham

Nor me

OMG, I know that flight attendant! Just kidding of course. Great one, Graham!

Brian

Amazing how times changes

30 years ago that joke was attributed to Delta.


Leif'

Last year.. maybe 18months ago, it was about another airline (though it could have been Delta Leif)

ATB

DaveB

Won't have been Ry@xxair as they only pull out after they've screwed everyone in sight

Actually Dave the first time I heard that joke was in 1975........from a Delta Flight Attendant



Leif

1975.. Well.. I was in Hong Kong onboard HMS Blake over christmas 74/75 defending the faith from the Red hoards and we didn't get back to Blighty until around July as I remember. Certainly no contact with flight attendants.. Delta or otherwise

ATB

DaveB