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Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 08:13
by Filonian
My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist then advised her, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."





Graham

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 08:14
by Garry Russell
:rofl: :rofl:

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 10:10
by Tomliner
:lol: :lol: :lol: Just passed this to a friend of ours who has two Schnausers! but is otherwise perfectly normal AFAIK!EricT

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 10:29
by Garry Russell
So they are riding their bike OK ??

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 11:08
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That made me titter :lol: Nice one Graham :thumbsup:

ATB

DaveB B)smk

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 11:11
by Quixoticish
I don't get it... :$

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 11:13
by DaveB
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Chris :lol:

ATB

DaveB B)smk

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 16:54
by VEGAS
Quality.. :lol: :lol:

Re: Schnauzer...

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 21:53
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Probably other things she also shouldn't do.

Nigel²