The football player.
Posted: 23 Aug 2010, 21:17
A very tall man walks into a bar and a lady recognizes him as a real Football player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
People will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
When this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"
Graham
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
People will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
When this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"
"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"
Graham