Classic British Flight Sim

These make more sense than the usual articles

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nders.html

"On our activity holiday my Dad wanted to ride the hores, but mom said they were too ekspensiv...."

Agreed, we all have to do our share of savings ....

"Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air, they can also hoover..."

So true ....

This is hillarious!

My Mum and dad were evaporated during the war

"In Scandinavia the Danish people come from Denmark
the Norwegian come from Norway and
the lapdancers come from Lapland ..."

Think I'll try to catch the next flight to Helsinki then ....


(or a fairy to France ....)

"Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper."

Too funny!

Brian

Loved the Holiday "hores" one. Thanks for sharing, Gary!

Nigel²

I work in animal welfare. The three commonest we get are.

I want my dog splayed, nurtured and spaded.

Number four for thin animals. 'It's emancipated'

Hi Simon

For a sec I almost read number four as emasculated....probably because the mind was switched over to that with the first ones