Tonto's Detective Skills
Posted: 22 Oct 2010, 19:42
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along the trail when they came across the body of a cowboy with a 3 foot arrow sticking out of his chest.
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto got off his horse, studied the arrow and pronounced,"Comanche - hawk feathers".
They rode on and came across a second body with another arrow straight through him.
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto got off his horse, studied the arrow and pronounced,"Apache - eagle feathers".
Further down the trail a third body hoves into view, as they do. This time the body is peppered with dart sized arrows.
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto doesn't get off his horse, just looks down and says,"Rangers fans".
"How do you know that", asks the Lone Ranger.
"Simple, wee arra people."
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto got off his horse, studied the arrow and pronounced,"Comanche - hawk feathers".
They rode on and came across a second body with another arrow straight through him.
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto got off his horse, studied the arrow and pronounced,"Apache - eagle feathers".
Further down the trail a third body hoves into view, as they do. This time the body is peppered with dart sized arrows.
"Who killed him Tonto?", asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto doesn't get off his horse, just looks down and says,"Rangers fans".
"How do you know that", asks the Lone Ranger.
"Simple, wee arra people."
