Another Ryan Air ...
Posted: 22 Oct 2010, 22:28
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He
decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably a flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline
she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:
'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. Ryanair !!
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He
decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably a flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline
she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:
'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. Ryanair !!
