On Viagra

[Filonian]

A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?' asked the man.

"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor..

"But I need it really bad,' said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said,

"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;

My ex-wife will be here on Saturday;

and my wife is coming home on Sunday.

Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying,

"Okay, I'll give it to you,but you have to come in Monday morning
so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up."




Graham

[DaveB]

Waste not, want not

ATB

DaveB

[Garry Russell]

I dunno..some folks just like to give themselevs a hard time

[Tomliner]

Perhaps the following weekend he can repeat the operation with the other 'arm'.Nothing quite like symmetry!EricT

[steelsporran]

Pardon?

[FlyTexas]

Pardon?

Symmetry....the left arm matching the right arm....

And thanks to Graham I'll never be able to watch another Popeye cartoon the same way again.

Brian

[Garry Russell]

Asymmetry...That's where he'll end up is Olive catches him