Classic British Flight Sim

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."

You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over
I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."




Graham

Graham A Fiat 500 would blow his mind then.

Harry Basset wrote:Graham A Fiat 500 would blow his mind then.

What about a Mini 1000 then?

WhisperJet wrote: What about a Mini 1000 then?

never happen...

Paddy sure gets around. Wasn't he in a plane crash while moose hunting just last week?

Brian

airboatr wrote:

WhisperJet wrote: What about a Mini 1000 then?

never happen...

Well, the old model was even spacier then - 24 PAX...



Then I tried that at home with a few blondes from the neighborhood - but we didn't get far...



Cheers,

Nick.

DOH!

Seems like I remember we put a 1-11 crew plus one (6) in a SEAT 500 in Palma one time - it had no doors only a chain across the void and the top had been surgically removed with a blow torch......bet you could not rent anything like that now...seems we drove all the way from the airport to Sollier in it.


Leif

An Audi Quatro eh? Would have been 6 people then. There would have been a guy tied up in the boot who would be arrested himself once across the border