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This just has to be true.
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.
Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.
They hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
that's an even better answer
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Excellent answers :agree:
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68 times? *-) Some improvement in marksmanship required.
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I know. 30 rounds per MP5 or M-4/M-16/AR-15 clip plus 14 or 18 rounds per handgun clip, there were a TON of misses.

Time to requal. :)

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That's what you get on full auto :lol:
Error 482: Somebody shot the server with a 12 gauge.

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