Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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Hi all,

Another 'words fail me' moment.. :dunno:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583
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Silly Kent :-O ..................woman
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I hope they prosecute her, if they can find her that is....Stupid woman......

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Re: Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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During the call the woman said: "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman."
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Re: Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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They ought to lock her up for a while Stupid Cow!

The polce have enough to do without these people ringing 999, mind you fancy using pound coins for the snowmans eyes :lol: its a good job the silly cow did'nt use them for his buttons!

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Re: Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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I went to sleep last night and there was snow all over the place, but when I got up this morning most of it had gone. I suspect pilfering, should I complain?




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A gale blew in from the sea last evening and it all dissappeared in about 3 hours

I should dial 999 and complain of a salt, but they might hink it's just a wind up
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Re: Woman calls 999 to report theft of snowman!

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Just wait til Xmas day when the nutters are ringing the emergency services asking how long to defrost and cook the turkeys for.. :dunno:

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This crime has gone into the Cold Case file.

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Just wait til Xmas day when the nutters are ringing the emergency services asking how long to defrost and cook the turkeys for
They should watch 'The Royle Family' Christmas episode from a couple of years ago,bloody hilarious.Mind you the stupid sods would probably not realise that it's a comedy and not a cooking programme! :agree: EricT
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