Little Johnny
Posted: 19 Jan 2011, 08:57
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you are not getting any milk for a week .'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says, 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'
Graham
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you are not getting any milk for a week .'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says, 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?'
Graham
