The 10p Coin
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The 10p Coin
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....
The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!!
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the Inland Revenue..'
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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No truer word spoken in Jest!
Great
Roger.
Great
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Good one.
Brian
Brian
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How about the Australian 14 cent coin.......
.... for some reason that I can't quite explain I find the existence of this thing vaguely offensive.
.... for some reason that I can't quite explain I find the existence of this thing vaguely offensive.
It's not a 'bird', it's an aeroplane or an aircraft
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The coin is at lesst honest...one side showing it's the Queens currency and the other it's rightful owner
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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I misread that at first as "she took down her pants" and was wondering where this was going!
Regards,
Chris
Regards,
Chris