Old age
Posted: 28 Feb 2011, 22:23
An old couple sat in a church.
The wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should i do?"
Husband: "Well for starters you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
The wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should i do?"
Husband: "Well for starters you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
The golden oldie rule: "Never trust a fart", silent or otherwise. 