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Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:13
by Tomliner
MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE
A FOURSOME OF MEN IS WAITING AT THE MEN’S TEE WHILE A FOURSOME OF WOMEN IS HITTING FROM THE LADIES' TEE. THE LADIES ARE TAKING THEIR TIME.
WHEN THE FINAL LADY IS READY TO HIT HER BALL, SHE HACKS IT 10 FEET. THEN SHE GOES OVER AND WHIFFS IT COMPLETELY. THEN SHE HACKS IT ANOTHER TEN FEET AND FINALLY HACKS IT ANOTHER FIVE FEET.
SHE LOOKS UP AT THE PATIENTLY WAITING MEN AND SAYS APOLOGETICALLY, "I GUESS ALL THOSE F*****G LESSONS I TOOK OVER THE WINTER DIDN'T HELP."
ONE OF THE MEN IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS, "WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN GOLF LESSONS INSTEAD!"
NEVER EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO DUCK. HE WAS 43.......
Had to think about this one myself! EricT
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:39
by airboatr
that really is a cracker.
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 20:01
by DaveB
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 21:45
by Tomliner
Bugger.Just realised that I mis-spelled etiquette.
EricT
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 21:57
by FlyTexas
Had to read it twice...which is par for the course for me.
Brian
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 22:21
by emfrat
Mebbe he suffered a stroke?
MikeW
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 20:15
by Filonian
emfrat wrote:Mebbe he suffered a stroke?
MikeW
More like an irate birdie!
Graham
Re: Golf Course Etiquitte
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 21:17
by DaveB
Bugger.Just realised that I mis-spelled etiquette.
Don't worry Eric.. the older among us have a built-in spellchecker which automatically tells our brains to read what the word should be. I'd not noticed it was wrong.. Et followed soon after by ette and whatever is in the middle doesn't get read/doesn't matter
ATB
DaveB
