Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas

[FlyTexas]

Her name is Marilyn. As soon as my eyes met hers in a shop yesterday I knew we were meant to be together. When I got her back to my apartment I carried her across the threshold...yes, I did. She's the perfect wife. Doesn't nag or give me grief when I purchase flightsim add-ons. Doesn't even know the meaning of the term "Honey-Do-List". She's always beautiful...and always thin. All that she asks of me is that I give her an occassional going-over with my feather duster. Ahhh, my Marilyn. Oh, sorry about the light reflections.

Brian

[dodger]

Hi Brian,

Good on ya mate, she was a real cracker,

I have a picture of her on the wall in my flight sim room and the missus even bought me a book last month "The Marilyn Album" by Nicki Giles,i know its Sad but i have been a fan for more years than i want to remember!!!

I am lucky with my other half as today the 14th April is our 49th wedding anniversary,

Blimey you don't get that many years for Murder!!

Cheers,

Roger.

[FlyTexas]

I have a picture of her on the wall in my flight sim room...

She's already two-timing on me?? Congrats to you and the Mrs on your 49th. I wish you and her many more happy years together.

Brian

[DaveB]

Congrats for today Roger

One of my staff would love that pic Brian. She's a BIG fan of Marilyn Munroe (we bought her a nice B&W sketch as a present some years back)

ATB
DaveB

[Paul K]

And congrats too, Roger !!

[DaveB]

I hope that doesn't spoil it Brian

ATB
DaveB

[FlyTexas]

Right, that's it...we're through Marilyn. It's the bin for you!! Women! I guess it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Oh well, back to the life of a swinging bachelor. You'll find Marilyn on eBay soon, Dave. No reasonable offer refused.

Brian

[nigelb]

I am saddened to hear the news of your break-up with Marilyn, Brian. Women can be very fickle sometimes. As a favour, I could save you the trouble of using ebay and take her off your hands for a reasonable amount. I also would love to know what drugs your are on, I think I may need some!

Nigel²

[steelsporran]

...fickle

Can he say that?

[airboatr]

A rapid decompression of a whole nother sort isn't ?