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Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 18:31
by FlyTexas
Her name is Marilyn. As soon as my eyes met hers in a shop yesterday I knew we were meant to be together. When I got her back to my apartment I carried her across the threshold...yes, I did.
She's the perfect wife. Doesn't nag or give me grief when I purchase flightsim add-ons. Doesn't even know the meaning of the term "Honey-Do-List". She's always beautiful...and always thin. All that she asks of me is that I give her an occassional going-over with my feather duster.
Ahhh, my Marilyn.
Oh, sorry about the light reflections.
Brian
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 20:08
by dodger
Hi Brian,
Good on ya mate, she was a real cracker,
I have a picture of her on the wall in my flight sim room and the missus even bought me a book last month "The Marilyn Album" by Nicki Giles,i know its Sad
but i have been a fan for more years than i want to remember!!!
I am lucky with my other half as today the 14th April is our 49th wedding anniversary,
Blimey you don't get that many years for Murder!!
Cheers,
Roger.
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 20:13
by FlyTexas
dodger wrote:I have a picture of her on the wall in my flight sim room...
She's already two-timing on me??
Congrats to you and the Mrs on your 49th.
I wish you and her many more happy years together.
Brian
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 21:08
by DaveB
Congrats for today Roger
One of my staff would love that pic Brian. She's a BIG fan of Marilyn Munroe (we bought her a nice B&W sketch as a present some years back)
ATB
DaveB
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 21:30
by Paul K
And congrats too, Roger !!
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 22:10
by DaveB
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 22:13
by FlyTexas
Right, that's it...
we're through Marilyn. It's the bin for you!!
Women!
I guess it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Oh well, back to the life of a swinging bachelor.
You'll find Marilyn on eBay soon, Dave. No reasonable offer refused.
Brian
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 14 Apr 2011, 22:50
by nigelb
I am saddened to hear the news of your break-up with Marilyn, Brian. Women can be very fickle sometimes. As a favour, I could save you the trouble of using ebay and take her off your hands for a reasonable amount. I also would love to know what drugs your are on, I think I may need some!
Nigel²
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 15 Apr 2011, 00:00
by steelsporran
nigelb wrote:...fickle
Can he say that?
Re: Meet the New Mrs. FlyTexas
Posted: 15 Apr 2011, 00:43
by airboatr
A rapid decompression of a whole nother sort isn't ?