An offer she could'nt refuse

[VEGAS]

Tommy wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

But she belonged to someone else....


One day, Tommy got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me

have sex with you. But the girl said NO.



Tommy said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. '


She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend... So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

Pants down.'


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour

goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.


She responded, 'The b@stard used coins!'

[DaveB]

Didn't see that one coming

ATB
DaveB

[Garry Russell]

Me niether

[Tomliner]

Probably 2p pieces!

[Filonian]

Graham

[Tako_Kichi]

Didn't see that one coming

Neither did she if she was bent over picking up the coins!

[nigelb]

Didn't see that one coming

Neither did she if she was bent over picking up the coins!

Great joke, great responses!

Nigel²