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Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 09:13
by VEGAS
"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a Face lift and a Boob job" said my girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.

"My point exactly" I said.

:)

Re: Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 09:33
by jonesey2k
True, but a Mondeo wouldnt saw off your bollocks if you took it in for part exchange... :lol:

Re: Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 09:45
by Garry Russell
What does the wife think Eddie?? :worried: :lol:

Re: Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 16:47
by Filonian
Garry Russell wrote:What does the wife think Eddie?? :worried: :lol:

Tin 'at time methinks.


Graham

Re: Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:10
by Tomliner
Garry said
What does the wife think Eddie??
Depends whose wife you're referring to I s'pose. :dunno: EricT

Re: Lottery

Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:50
by VEGAS
Garry Russell wrote:What does the wife think Eddie?? :worried: :lol:
The wife thinks I'm daft as a brush. And she'd be right. :rock:

Mind you she would'nt have me any other way! :rofl: