A spiffing yarn
Posted: 28 May 2011, 20:48
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they
enjoyed a few joints.After a while the little lizard said that his mouth
was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into
the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him
to the side. Then he asked him, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting
with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell
into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain
forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The
crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
Holy Sh*t, dude...
How much water did you drink!?'
gRAHAM
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they
enjoyed a few joints.After a while the little lizard said that his mouth
was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into
the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him
to the side. Then he asked him, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting
with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell
into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain
forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The
crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
Holy Sh*t, dude...
How much water did you drink!?'
gRAHAM
for sure. 