Three Old Men
Posted: 04 Jun 2011, 00:20
3 Old Men
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man.
'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're
seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take
laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin'
comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age
of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00 . I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all.'
'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30 .'
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at
6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30 . So what's so bad about
being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00 ..'
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man.
'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out.'
'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're
seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take
laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin'
comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age
of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.
'No, I pee every morning at 6:00 . I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all.'
'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'
'No, I have one every morning at 6:30 .'
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at
6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30 . So what's so bad about
being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00 ..'
