House of ill repute

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Filonian
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House of ill repute

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See if you can work this out:

There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill.

There were four men ......

one was walking briskly up the hill;
one was inside the brothel;
one was walking slowly down the hill and
the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill.

What were the nationalities of the four men?


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* The man going up the hill: was rushin
* The man in the brothel: him-a-layin
* The man walking down the hill: was finish

Now wait for it ................................................................!!!!!!

Ya gonna hate this ............................................................

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* The man in the car at the bottom was Irish, and he was waiting for the light to turn green!
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Paul K
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Re: House of ill repute

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:lol: :lol:

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Tomliner
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:lol: :lol: :lol: EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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I am irish.... and I've never been in a brothel. Now at last I know why!

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