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The Drunken Passenger

Posted: 15 Jul 2011, 23:04
by Tomliner
A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no
attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be
proper, where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this
lady keeping the money to be paying me with."



:) EricT

Re: The Drunken Passenger

Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 00:10
by nigelb
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigel²

Re: The Drunken Passenger

Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 02:18
by steelsporran
Had he never heard of "pursed lips"? :wasntme:

Re: The Drunken Passenger

Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 08:16
by Filonian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Graham