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What is a calorie?

Posted: 25 Jul 2011, 10:04
by Filonian
Calories are the little ba*!*!ds that get into your wardrobe at

night and sew your clothes tighter...

My wardrobe is infested with the little sh*ts.


Graham

Re: What is a calorie?

Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 00:24
by steelsporran
Can't be that, calories are where they hang pictures. 8)

Be honest, your clothes have shrunk. Mine have, especially tthe waistbands.