2012 and all that.....
Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 07:51
It's 2012 and it's the
Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want
to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed
wire and tucks it under
his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing."
Olympics in London.
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want
to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed
wire and tucks it under
his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
"Fencing."
